Papa Ki Ladki Bitiya
Ek Father Ne Apni Beti Ko Kamre Mein Bulaya Aur Puchha
Father: “Beti Pehle Tum Muje Papa Kehti Thi, Ab Tum Muje Dad Kyu Kehti Ho?”
Beti: “Come On Dad, Papa Kehne Se Lipstick Kharab Ho Jati Hai, Samjha Karo Na“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1144 views
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