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Aik dost(dosre se)main aj ehadkiya hay ke main aynda shart nahi lagaon ga. Dosra dost lekin tum esa nahi kar sako ge. Pehla dostshart laga lo.
by Abdul Basit (few years ago!) / 846 views
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