1 Chor Ne Apni Mangetar Ko
1 Chor Ne Apni Mangetar Ko Gold Ka Set Diya.
Mangetar (Khushi Se):
“Jaan Is Set Ki Qeemat Kya Ha?”
Chor:
“3 Saal Qaid aur beshmar littar.”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1026 views
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