1 Chor Ne Apni Mangetar Ko Gold Ka Set Diya.

Mangetar (Khushi Se):

“Jaan Is Set Ki Qeemat Kya Ha?”

Chor:

“3 Saal Qaid aur beshmar littar.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 886 views

Happily marriage

How do you express two words,with exactly the
opposite meanings,in a single sentence...?Any
guesses?No?Say:"HAPPILY MARRIED

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Aao Race Lagaty Hain

Pathan:
Aao Race Lagaty Hain
Jo Haara Wo Ek Hazar Rupe Dega

Sardar:
Lekin Mujhe Rasta Nahi Maloom

Pathan:
Bus Tum Meray Peechay Peechay Rehna

Sardar:
Thanks Yar

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Boy-Ro Q rhi ho?

Boy-Ro Q rhi ho?

Grl-Mere marks bahut kam aaye h.
Boy-Bata kitne aye h?

Grl-Sirf 88%

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A baseball manager

A baseball manager who had an ulcer was in his physician office for a check-up. 'Remember,' the doctor said, 'Dont get excited, dont get mad and forget about baseball when youre off the field.'

Then he added, 'By the way, how come you let the pitcher bat yesterday with the tying run on second and two men out in the ninth.'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mujhe sunai nhi de rha

Santa- Tum Jo Bol Rahe Ho Mujhe Sunai Nahi De
Raha Hai.
thoda Sor se Bolo to awaz aaye
Banta- Main To Chewing Gum Chaba Raha Hu.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)