Ek sahebji ghabraye hue aaye aur biwi se bole: “Begam, aaj main office se aa raha tha ki raste mein ek gadha…!”

Itne mein unki bachhi bol uthi: “Mummy, Shyam ne meri gudiya tod di hai.” Pati ne phir kehna shuru kiya “Haan toh begam, main keh raha tha ki raste mein ek gadha…..!”

Itne mein unka ladka bola: “Mummy, Rita ne meri car tod di hai.”

Biwi ghusse mein aakar boli: “Bhagwan ke liye tum sab chup ho jao, mujhe pehle gadhe ki baat sun lene do..!”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1204 views

Boy-i luv u

Boy-i luv u

Grl-saale shkl dkhi h apni

Boy-sali kutti kmini, lomdi ki shkal wali, ghusa marke nak tod dunga teri, sali chudel chal dafa hoja.

Grl-sory,i luv u2

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

it hurts

Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.

by Abdul Latif (few years ago!)

Ab Yaha Sirf Mera Raj Hoga

Ek Bikhari Ne Kuch Paise Bacha Ke Lottery Ka Ticket Kharida,
Kismat Se Uski 1 Crore Ki Lottery Lag Gayi, To Usne Ek Bahut Bada Mandir Banvaya.

Uske Ek Bikhari Dost Ne Us Se Puchcha: “Abey Tune Mandir Kyu Banwaya?”

Bikhari Khush Hote Hue Use Bola: “Ab Is Mandir Ke Samne Sirf Main Akela Hi Beekh Manga Karunga“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan to docter

Pathan docter se :sunai deta hai kuch nazar nahein aata.
Docter:aisa kab hota hai?
Pathan: phone karte waqt.

by Ramzankhan (few years ago!)

sardar

Zindagi me agar kuch hasil karna ho to hamesha apne dimagh ki suno

Agar dimagh se koi jawab na aaye to Dil ki suno Wahan se bhi koi jawab na aae to

Anhken band kr k socho k “Ya-Allah kahin me SARDAR to nhi?

NAHIEEEEEEEE!..

by haleema sadia (few years ago!)