EK sher ne ek budde ko pakad liya
eh sher ne ek budde ko pakad liya
budda: mera khoon thanda ho chuka hai kisi jawan ka garam khoon piyo
sher: nahi aaj mera cold drink peene ka mood hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 974 views
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