I Have Great News!
The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we`re going to be three in this house instead of two."
Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes. He was glowing of happiness and kissing his wife when she said,
"I`m glad that you feel this way since tomorrow morning, my mother moves in with us."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 613 views
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