Faqeer:Baji ALLAH ke naam per paise do!
Faqeer:Baji ALLAH ke naam per paise do!
Baji:Haramkhor, sharam nahi ati, road per bheeg maangte ho..!
Faqeer:Tere 1 rupay ke liye Office khol loon..!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1206 views
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