Ek Pagal Har Wqt Kehta ta
Ghulail Bnaon Ga Chiriya Maro Ga….
Ghulail Bnaon Ga Chiriya Maro Ga…..
1 Din usko Paglon K Dr. K Pas Le Gy Uska Elaj Kia
Dr: Ab Kya karo Gy….?
Pagal: Shadi karon ga Nokri Dhondon ga.
Ghar Basaon ga.
Doctor: Very nyc Phir kya karo Gy…?
Pagal: Bachon ko achy School Bhejon ga.
Unki Brthday karon ga Nekar or shirt gift ayen gi
DR: Good Good Phir….?
Pagal: Un ki nekar se lactic Nikalon ga..
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Phir

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Ghulail Bnaon ga or chiriya Maron Ga.
Dr: Lakh Di Lanat Hy Tery Te.. :p:p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 503 views

Teacher asks Girl

Teacher asks Girl:
Which part of Human body
Expands 10 times its normal size..?

Girl: I can’t answer this question
I feel shy…!

Teacher asks same question to a boy.

Boy replies: Its the Pupil of Human Eye.

Teacher: Right!

Then turns to the girl:
Listen girl your thinking is wrong
and your expectations are too high.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

lie

A Boss Asks his Employee:
"Do you believe that there is Life After Death?".

Employee:
"Certainly not, there's no proof of it".

Boss: "Well, there is now.

After you left early yesterday to go to your brother's funeral, he came here looking for you." ... xD xP

by Syeda Rohama Dilawar (few years ago!)

Paki Boy to Paki Girl:

Paki Boy to Paki Girl: Chand raat ko nikalta hota hai, aaj din mein kaise nikla ?

PAKI GIRL: Ullu raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol raha hai?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar ki wife romantic mood main

Sardar ki wife romantic mood main pooray bed pr bazu phaila kr lait k boli “kuch samjhe”?

Sardar: Haan, kameeni. Tu purey bed pr akeli sona chahti ha

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Facebook pe kisi ladki se chat

Facebook pe kisi ladki se chat
karne se accha…
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Kisi Kutte ko patthar maaro…
Atleast dhang se reply to karta hai..!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)