is jaahaa pe ledkiya nahi hoti to
is jaahaa pe ledkiya nahi hoti to kya hota?
Goliyan sunsan,
college biran,
duniya pereshan,
tanha insan
... na janu na jaan,
har taraf bas
JAI HANUMAAN.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 861 views
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