is jaahaa pe ledkiya nahi hoti to

is jaahaa pe ledkiya nahi hoti to kya hota?
Goliyan sunsan,
college biran,
duniya pereshan,
tanha insan
... na janu na jaan,
har taraf bas
JAI HANUMAAN.

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