Gaaye kitna dodh deti hai

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Tumhari gaay kita doodh deti he
Doodh wala: 5 kilo
Gahak: is main say kitna bech letey ho?
Doodh wala: yehi koi 12 kilo

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1004 views
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