Laakhon Rupaye Fasse Hue Hai
Bhikhari: Sahib ik rupaiya de do.
Sahib: Kal anna.
Funny Bhikhari: Iss kal kal ke chakkar mein iss colony mein mere lakhon rupaiye fasse hue hai!
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