Ek Indian ja raha tha

Ek Indian ja raha tha Pathan say takar ho gy.

Indian: Men shama chahata hn,,

Pathan: Shama ko hum bhi chahta ha lekin Uska baap nahi manta ..!:-o

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 965 views
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