Height of Emotional Atyachaar

Height of Emotional Atyachaar-

GF- Mai ro ro k tere liye jaan de dungi

BF-Ok ro le jitna rona hai par 1 buket bhar k rona
mujhe nahana hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 997 views
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