HAQIQAT
HAQIQAT:
Agr Aap kahin jaldi me ja rahe hain
aur "Kaali Billi" Aap ke Aage se guzar
jaye to iska mtlab Hai ,
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"KAALI BILLI" Aap se Ziada Jaldi me hai. -)
Gor se parny ka shukriya
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 747 views
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