Son:Me School nahi jaunga
Mom:kyu?
Son:Naukri krunga
Mom:4thClass padhkar kya Kam karoge?
Son:3rd class ki ladkiyo ko tution padaunga;-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 940 views

A woman goes to the doctor,

A woman goes to the doctor, and she’s beaten black and blue.

Doctor: “What happened?”

Woman, "Doctor, I don`t know what to do. Every time my boyfriend comes home drunk he knocks lumps out of me."

Doctor, "I think I might have a cure for that. When your boyfriend comes home drunk, just take a mug of tea and start swishing it around in your mouth but don`t swallow it. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to his bed."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor no sign of bruising whatsoever.

Woman, "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my boyfriend came home drunk, I swished with the tea. I just swished and swished, like washing machine and he didn`t touch me!"

Doctor, "See how much keeping your fuckin mouth shut helps?"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pathan Ka Interview Tha.

Pathan Ka Interview Tha...
Sawal Aya:

English Me Translate Karo...
"Main Nokari K Liye
Bohat Umeed Se Hon."

Pathan:
I Am Pregnent For The Job..!!

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

BLONDOG

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

From chasing parked cars!

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Wife: Shadi k baad

Wife: Shadi k baad shuru may
jb main khana paka k laati thi
ap zyada mujhe khilate
or khud kam khate pr ab aesa q nahi?

?

?

Husband: Q k ab tumhe
khana pakana aagaya hai :-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

KHANA 12 SE 2 tak..

Shadi me aik sardar boht dair se khana kha raha tha kisi ne poocha kab tak khao gy

sardar.. Me tu khud tang aa gaya haan. ki karan card tay likha tha .......KHANA 12 SE 2 tak..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)