ASrdar: Yar aj mujy ajeeb msg
ASrdar: Yar aj mujy ajeeb msg aya or mera mobile off ho gya..
2nd Srdar: Kya likha tha.?
Srdar: Battery low..
2nd Srdar: mUjy sEnd kr, sb kO tAng krUn gA..!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1168 views
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