Ek Sardar Ko Machar Ne Kata
To Sardar Ne Poocha Tum To Raat Me Kattay Ho Abhi Kaisay
To Machar Ne Kaha Mere Ghar Kay Halat Theek Nahi Hain Is Liye
“OVER TIME” Kar Raha Hoon

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1170 views

Wife: Darling today is our

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

urdu funny pathan on juma pray

PATHAN: Aj meri Juma ki NAMAZ nikl gai

Friend: wo kase?

PATHAN: IMAM sahab bole Apny MObile of ker dain ,

Mera mobile Ghar tha jab ker ke aya to JIMAAT nikal gai :)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Would You Please Do Me A Favor?

A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.

Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?

Patient: Why? Docor, it wasn't all that bad this time.

Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now, and I don't want to miss the four o'clock ball game.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Apki bv sirf 5 Ghante ki

Dr. Apki bv sirf 5 Ghante ki mehman hai "i m sorry".

Husband: koi baat nahi dr.saab jb 25 saal nikal gye to 5 ghante bhi nikal hi jayenge…..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek ladki 18th floor se gir padi

Ek ladki 18th floor se gir padi..
.
13th floor pe 1 ladke ne catch
kar liya or pocha mujhse pyar
karogi..
.
Ladki:" no,, Ladke ne usey chhor
diya 9th floor pe 1 aur ladke ne catch kiya or pucha mujhe kiss
karogi.. .

Ladki:" no, Usne b chhor diya.. .
Ladki cheekhen marti hui 1 aur
chance ki dua karne lagi.. .
.
3th floor pe aate aate Pappu ne
catch kar liya.. .

Ladki foran boli:" mai tumse
pyar bhi krungi aur kiss bhi
karungi" . Pappu ne usey foran chor diya or

bola Pappu:"
Characterless girl,
Isse accha to tu mar jaye "Main sareef banda hu ye galat
kaam hargiz nahi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)