Judge: Y U've StolenMoney 4rm Dis Man

Sardar: My Lord I've NtStolen Money. He JstGave It 2 Me

Judge: Whn He Gave UMoney?

Sardar: Whn I ShowdHim Gun ;->

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 807 views

Behosh kaise karen

Since teacher:agr koi larki behosh ho jae to us k lips se lips mila k sans do theak ho jae gi.;
studend :sir ,magr behosh kaise karen

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

aik pathaan ki biwi k

aik pathaan ki biwi ko pathaan par bohat pyaar ayaa

Wo boli aap lakhon main aik ho

pathaan ne aik zor se chapair mari aur bola baqi 999 kon hain

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Psychology ka practical ho raha tha

Psychology ka practical ho raha tha.

Professor ne 1 Chuhe k liye 1 tarf CAKE aur dusri trf CHUHIYA rakh di.

Chuha fouran Cake ki trf lapka.
Dusri bar Cake ko badal kr ROTI raki.

Chuha Roti ki trf lapka.
Is tarah kai bar food-item badle magar Chuha hr bar food ki trf bhaga.

Profesr: Bas, sabit ho gya ki BHUKH hi sbse bdi taqat h.
Itne me last row ki bench se awaz aai

Sir, 1 bar Chuhiya badal k bhi dekh lo,ho skta h wo uski “BEHAN” ho

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan Book Pe Biryani Rakh K Kha Raha Tha,
Kisi Ne Poucha Book Pe Q Rakh K Kha Rahe Ho,
Pathan Bola,
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Ye Student Biryani Hai..:p:p

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Coca Cola

Main ne to Aaj tak Coca Cola nahi Pee Faraz,

Magar...

Jab Toilet Jata hoon to Aawaz aati hai Brrrrrrrrrrrrr....

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)