Ek ladki 18th floor se gir padi
Ek ladki 18th floor se gir padi..
.
13th floor pe 1 ladke ne catch
kar liya or pocha mujhse pyar
karogi..
.
Ladki:" no,, Ladke ne usey chhor
diya 9th floor pe 1 aur ladke ne catch kiya or pucha mujhe kiss
karogi.. .
Ladki:" no, Usne b chhor diya.. .
Ladki cheekhen marti hui 1 aur
chance ki dua karne lagi.. .
.
3th floor pe aate aate Pappu ne
catch kar liya.. .
Ladki foran boli:" mai tumse
pyar bhi krungi aur kiss bhi
karungi" . Pappu ne usey foran chor diya or
bola Pappu:"
Characterless girl,
Isse accha to tu mar jaye "Main sareef banda hu ye galat
kaam hargiz nahi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 753 views
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