Bivi:

ap ny pichly saal Eid per meri Ammi ko LOHY ka Bed banwa k diya tha ,

Is dafa kiya Irada hai ?

Shohar: Is saal us men CURRENT chornay ka Irada hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 1006 views

Tribute To Pakistani Doctors.

Tribute To Pakistani Doctors.
Dr. To Patient’s Frnd:
Agar 1 Ghanta Pehle Le Aate
To Hum Isse Bacha Lete
Frnd:
Abay, Adha Ghanta Pehle
To Accident Huwa He.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Me ksi pe 1 nazar dal k

Teacher:me ksi pe 1 nazar dal k bta skte hun k wo mere bare mai kya soch rha he

Student:mis jb ap ko pata chal jata hoga to bari sharmindagi hoti hogi na.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa aur banta ne

Santa aur banta ne zindagi me pehli baar riksha dekha..

Santa: Dekho Kitna Chota Tanga Hai.

Banta: Haan..

Aur Gadha To Dekho, Aadmi Jaisa Dikhta Hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

aap cigarette mat piya karo

Patni: aap cigarette mat piya karo, bohot badbu aati hai.
pati ne cigarette pina chhod diya.

Patni: aap paan, gutkha mat khaya karo daant kharab ho jayenge
pati: ne paan aur gutkha khana bhi chhod diya.

Patni: aap bike dhire chalaya karo, kahi accident na ho jaye
pati ne bike dheere chalani shuru kar di.

Patni: aap apne baal thik se rakha karo, acche nahi lagte aise.
pati ne apne baal thik kar liye

@…2 saal baad…@

Patni : Ab aap pehle jaise nahi rahe…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Our teacher talks to...

Our teacher talks to herself; does yours?

Yes, but she doesn't realize it; she thinks we're actually listening!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)