Teacher : Santa yeh batao

Teacher : Santa yeh batao tense kitne tarah ke hote hai?

Santa : Teen maidam.

Teacher : Teeno ke ek-ek example batao.
...
Santa : Madam, Maine kal aapki beti ko dekha tha. Aaj mein ussey pyar karta hoon aur kal mein
ussey bhaga kar le jaunga.

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