Teacher: jo shakhs sun na skta ho us ko english me kya kehte hain?

Sardar: kaafi souchne k bd
” onu jo marzi ky lo oney kera sunna ay”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 996 views

Phatan in College

Pathan College Mein 1 Black or 1 White Shoes Pehan Aya

Techer: Ghar Wapas Jao or Change Kar K Aao

Pathan: Koi Faida Nai Sir Ghar Pe B 1 Kala oR 1 Safaid Hi Para Hy…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

hathi or choohey ki dosti

Ek hathi or choohey ki dosti ho gyee. Ek din hathi subah subah naha raha tha key chooha aaya or usey bulaney laga

Hathi ney bohat poocha key kia baat hey pani mein hi bata do, laikin chooha ar gaya key pehley bahar aao to bataoon ga

Kheir hathi pani sey bahar aaya. Ab choohey ney kaha wapis pani mein chaley jao.

Hathi ko bara ghussa aaya key pehley mujhey bahar nikala or ab pani mein wapis janey ko keh raha hey. Ghussa pi ker us ney poocha, “baat kia thee?”

Chooha bola: “Baat kia honi thee, subah sey apni jooti dhoond raha hoon, dekh raha tha tum ney to nahi pehen rakhi”

by farrukh ahmed (few years ago!)

climbing holiday.

Mum, I need a ladder for school.
Why?

Our teacher said we were going on a climbing holiday.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Pochna To Humara Farz Hy Na!

Pathan Ne Sardar Se Haath Milate Huay Us K Haath Per Kharish Ki

Sardar Bola: Khan Sahab Hum Aisa Nahi Hy…!

Pathan: O’Yara!
Pochna To Humara Farz Hy Na!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Eid key agley din do dost aapas mein miley.

Eid key agley din do dost aapas mein miley.

Ek dost ney doosrey sey poocha, “Tum ney rozey to rakhey hon gey?”

Doosra dost: “Woh bhayee!, baat yeh hey key beemari ki wajah sey doctor ney rozey rakhney sey mana ker diya tha”

Pehla dost, “Acha eid ki namaz to parhi ho gi”

Doosra dost: “Arey yaar kahan, beemari ney uthna bethna mushkil ker diya tha, namaz kaisey parhta”

Pehla dost: “Acha eid ki sawayyan to khai hon gi”

Doosra dost: “To kia mein eid ki sawayyan bhee na khata? Kia bilkul hi kaafir samajh rakha hey?”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)