Pochna To Humara Farz Hy Na!

Pathan Ne Sardar Se Haath Milate Huay Us K Haath Per Kharish Ki

Sardar Bola: Khan Sahab Hum Aisa Nahi Hy…!

Pathan: O’Yara!
Pochna To Humara Farz Hy Na!

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