Meri Pyari Madam
Madam Ne Ek Baar Class Ke Bachho Ko My Teacher Par 10 Line Likhne Ko Kaha
Thodi Der Baad Santa Ne Uth Kar Poocha
Santa: “Madam, Mast Item Ko English Mein Kya Kahate Hai?‘
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1235 views
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