Meri Pyari Madam
Madam Ne Ek Baar Class Ke Bachho Ko My Teacher Par 10 Line Likhne Ko Kaha
Thodi Der Baad Santa Ne Uth Kar Poocha
Santa: “Madam, Mast Item Ko English Mein Kya Kahate Hai?‘
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1261 views
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Zubaida Appa k English Totkay
IF YOU ARE IN LOVE:
. Make the best of it
. Dont doubt anything
. Enjoy it because nothing lasts 4ever
IF YOU JUST BROKE UP:
. Don cry! Remember that u had a gud time!
. Never stay alone! Your friends are there
. Hug more people
. Stop listening to sad music! It only make things worse.
IF YOU ARE SINGLE:
. Hang out with friends n family
. Try looking for someone who u think is the best for u!
IF YOU ARE MARRIED..
. GAME OVER dear!
by Raju (few years ago!)
Husband: Ary Munne ko Samjhao, Zid Kar raha hai K
Gadhe Per Bethunga.
Wife: To kya Hua Bacha He to Hai, Zara si Dair ke Liye Peeth Pe Bitha Lo.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Madam
Is line ko do lafzo me Bolo
Me Apse pyar krta hu
Santa:Teri meri meri teri prem kahani he mushkil
Do lafzo me ye baya Na ho paye
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Africa K Janglat May
1 Wild Life Team Research Karnay Gae.
Ghaat Lagay 1 Sher Ne
Un Pe Hamla Krdia Aur Sab Kø
Khä Kär Wo Aakhri Aurat Ki Tarf Barha Aur Achank
Us K Pairon Main Gir K Haath Jor K Kehne Laga..
Meray Pait May Bohat Dard Horha Hai,
Koi Totka To Batado Zubaida Aapa.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?
Dentist: $100.00.
Patient: $100.00 for just a few minutes work?
Dentist: Well, I can extract it very slowly if you
like.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving
very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop. The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?"
The blonde said, "I`m sorry sir, but wherever I go,
there`s always a tree in front of me and I can`t seem to get away from it!"
The cop looked at her and said, "Lady, that`s your air freshener!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Koi 1 din select kro
1. Sun
2. Mon
3. Tue
4. Wed
5. Thur
6. Fri
7. Sat
or us din naha lia karo plz.
Sardi ka ye matlab to nahi k ap nahana chhor do..
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
father-1 2 3 4aaaaaaaa 5 6eeeeee........
son-papa ur counting is wrong bcoz counting mai abcd nahi ati
father-beta mai counting nahi tumhari mummy ke punch count kar raha huin
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
School Me Ek Pathan Bacha Chaku Liye Ghum Raha Tha.
Sir Ne Pucha: Chaku Liye Kyo Ghum Rahe Ho?
Bachha: GARIB HUN SIR, REVOLVER Kaha Se Laun?
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
pathan to dukandar:give me blackbulb
dukandar:what is black bulb
pathan:ullu ke pathe jab rat ko andhera hota hai to
hum roshni wala bulb istamal kartay hain mujhe ab
andhere wala bulb chahiye takay sabah mein sunay
ke liye andhera kar sakoon
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)