Ghurbat ki intha kya hai?
Ques:Ghurbat ki intha kya hai?
Ans: Jb 1 larki 2 rupay mein kiss dene ko tayar ho
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Aur aap k pass 1 rupay ho…!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1254 views
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