Agr Mere Hath Me Hukumat Ho

Pathan.Agr Mere Hath Me Hukumat Ho To Me Mulk Ki Tqdeer Badal Don.

Wife:
Tum Pehle Apni Shalwar To Badal Lo, Subha Se Amaaameri Pehn K Ghom Rahe Ho;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 931 views
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