Sardar with a new mobile called
Sardar with a new mobile called everyone from his
Phone Book & said "My mobile No. has changed
Earlier it was Nokia 3310 now it is 6610".
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 2236 views
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Saheb: Kal aana.
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Wife:Yes, I'm here
My sons & daughters are you all here?Yes, Papa
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boy to teacher: miss aap muje mere mobile per call kiya tha.
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Bachhe Mun k sachhe..
Boy to his mom:”Mumma mai kaise paida hua.. ??
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Mom:”Maine 1 bartan me mitti daal kar rakh di,
kuch din baad usme se tum mujhe mile..
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Bache ne aisa hi kiya..
Ab kuch din baad usne jakar dekha to usme 1 mendak tha..
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Bacha:”gusse se dil to karta hai ke Saale..
tujhe goli mar du, par kya karu ??
Aulad hai tu meri..:p :O
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Father: waiter, 2 beer & 1 ice cream.
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Hazraat ...aik zaroori ellan suniye ...
aik orat jiski omer 62 saal hai ...har baar ki tarah
is baar bhi ghar say bhaag gaye hai ...
maa ka naam WAPDA hai ...aur baap ka KESC
batati hai ...
uska naam ghalti say bijli rakh dia gaya hai ...
jisse bhi mile Khuda kay liyaa ..
oske susraal bhijwa dain ...
faqt uski saas
AWAAM
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Aadmi Dost se: "Yar aisi Bewi ko kya kahenge jo Khubsurat ho,
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