In exam hall a girl
In exam hall a girl to Dosta:
Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main
likh lungi.
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DOSTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire
se bola:
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“THE" :D ;) =P
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 523 views
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