2 choohay darakht pe bethy thy
2 choohay darakht pe bethy thy nechy se ek haathi guzra
ek chooha hathi py ja gira...!!!
dosra chooha bola,
daba k rakh saalay ko, mein bhi aata hoon..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1180 views
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