Banta: Kee Gal hai Sante. Akelle kelle samosey kha reyan
Santa : Nahin yaarr, Chutney De Naal.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 883 views

manmohan singh

manmohan singh-(rat ko joging kar rahe the)tabhi ek admi ne pucha"tum rat ko joging ku kar rahe ho'.

manmohan singh-kukee main P.M.hu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bhikari Sahab Ek Rupiya De Do

Bhikari-sahab ek rupiya de do.

Sahab-tumhe sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte?

Bhikari-abe tere ek rupiye ke liye office kholu kya?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boy- can i hold your hand

Boy- can i hold your hand?

Girl- no

Boy- why?

Girl- because it hurts when you leave it

Boy- baap re i am acting but she is overacting…:p=))

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan :
Ye FRIJ kitne ka hai ?
Dukandar :
Hm pathano ko koi cheez nhi bechte.
Pathan after 1 month clean shave or 3 piece suit pehn kr gya :
Pathan :
Ye FRIJ kitne ka hy ?

Dukandar:
Hm pathano ko chezen nhi bechte.

After 2 months full Angrez ban k gya :
What’s the cost of that FIRIJ

Dukandar :
Hm pathano ko chezen nhi bechte.

Pathan gusse me :
Tujhe kese pata chal jata hai k me pathan hon ?

Dukandar :
Q k ye FRIJ nhi ” ALMAARi ” hy.
Geo Pathan…

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

saradr went to a party

Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends. I am Sardar and this is sardarney, this is my kid and this is my kidney

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)