Thanda lo ge ya garm
Snta Mehmaan Se- Thnda Loge Ya Garam.?
Mehmaan-Dono Le Aao..
Snta-Preeto.. Ek GLass Freezer Se, Aur Ek GLass
Geezer Se Pani Le Aao..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 590 views
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