Boy:Janu tum ab badal gai ho.

Boy:Janu tum ab badal gai ho.
Girl:Why

B:Ab mai tume Kis karta hu to tum ankhe band nai karti

G: Hramkhor pichhli bar band ki thi to purse se100 Rs gayab The

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