Boy:Janu tum ab badal gai ho.
Boy:Janu tum ab badal gai ho.
Girl:Why
B:Ab mai tume Kis karta hu to tum ankhe band nai karti
G: Hramkhor pichhli bar band ki thi to purse se100 Rs gayab The
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