A blonde told her doctor that she was really worried because everypart of her body hurt.The Doctor looked concern & said,"show me where."

The Blonde touch her own arm and screamed,"ouch!"she looked at the doctor and said "see?It hurts everywhere!"

The doctor laughed and said ,"Don't worry ;it's not serious.You have just got a broken index finger."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 959 views

aik foji train main ja raha tha

aik foji train main ja raha tha aur aik police wala samnay baitha tha

police walay nay poocha kay chuti pay ja rahay ho to foji nay kaha haan meri bivi ko bacha hua hai

police walay nay kaha kay kitnay arsay bahad ja rahay ho

foji bola 2 saal bahab

police wala phir to bacha haram ka hua

foji haan main bhee to usko police main bharti kara doon ga

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Generator With Electricity

How Can You Recongnize A Sardar In The Scientists

Oh Its Easy
He Will Built A Generator
That Will Use Electricity To Get Started

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

3 Famous Pakistan Mill

There are Famous mills in Pakistan

1. Sugar Mill.

2. Cotton Mill.

And the most Famous is.

3. Beta Tu zra Bahir Mill..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Teacher to Boy

Teacher to Boy :
Kal absent kyon the tum ??

Boy : Ma'am, aap ke kehne par, main
"The Dirty Picture" dekhne gaya tha .. ....

Teacher : Kya ??
Maine aisa kab kaha tumse ???

Boy : Ma'am, aap hi ne toh kaha tha, Bachcho,
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'VIDYA' me mann lagaao.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Principal ROUND pe nikla

Principal ROUND pe nikla. dekha 1 teacher 1 ladki ko
kiss kar raha hai.

PRICIPAL - what is this ?

Teacher - Maar se samjahti nahi, isiliye PYAR se samjha raha tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)