Santa : Cheel ko English main Kya Kehte Hain.
Banta : Eagle
Santa : Agar cheel bimar ho jaye to?
Banta : Illeagal

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 536 views

High class insult

"High Class Insult"
Boy 2 Girl :- Apne Baal to dekho jaise Ghass Ugi
Ho
Girl :- Isliye itni der se soch rahi hu ke mere pass
Gadhe kyo Khade hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Cat Technical Support Problems

This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center. One particular customer had an old console-type machine with a print head that would ride back and forth on a spiral shaft. They also had a big bushy cat who liked to sit on the edge of the printer next to the operator.

Well, one day we got a service call that said, "Cat caught in machine, come quick!"

When I arrived I saw everyone sitting around mending their various wounds, scratches and contusions. No sight of the cat. It appears that while they were running the machine the cat was twirling his tail in his usual fashion and stuck it down into the printer at the most inopportune time and got sucked in! Apparently, the cat absolutely freaked out and clawed at everyone who came close. They finally freed the cat, and to this day, the cat goes nowhere near the machine.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar

Sardarji:There are lot of girls who dont want to get married!

Friend:How do you know?

Sardarji:I asked them to marry !

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Tum Cricket dekhate ho

Banta: Tum Cricket dekhate ho
Santa: Han

Banta: Kisi Mahila Cricket Player ka naam batao

Santa: Simple, Mahila Jayewardane

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Student Ki Aakhri Khwaish

Ek student ki aakhri khwaish Mujhe jala dena ya dafna dena, maru to 1 ghoot beer pila dena, mein tajmahal nahi chahta dosto, meri kabrpar girls hostel bana dena!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)