Ek Student Ki Aakhri Khwaish
Ek student ki aakhri khwaish Mujhe jala dena ya dafna dena, maru to 1 ghoot beer pila dena, mein tajmahal nahi chahta dosto, meri kabrpar girls hostel bana dena!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 883 views
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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely
if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together.
Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Memon Ne Apni New Car
Office K Bahar Roki,
Abhi Usne Darwaza Khola Tha K
Ek Truck Ne Takar Mari Aur Darwaza Durr Ja Gira,
Memon Apni Car K Liye Rone Laga
Police Ne Kaha K Aap Ko Apni Gari K
Afsoos Mai Ye B Nai Pata
K Apka Left Hand B Ghayab Hai,
Tu Memon Ne Kaha:
Kyaaaa!
Yani Meri New Rado Ghari B Gai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Charsi eyes donate karne gaya
After operation
Doctor: Kuch kehna chahte ho
Charsi: jisko b ankhen lagao ose bata dena
Ye 2 sooote lagane k baad khulti hain
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Santa- If a lion attacks ur mother-in-law and ur wife, whom would u save ?
Mr. Bean- The lion of course !=))
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.
CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A Big Difference
Between School & Collage:
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In School If You Were Late,
You Had To Sit On Last Bench..
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But In Collage If You Were Late,
You Had To Sit On First Bench.. ;-) :-P :D
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ek charsi ki bakri gum ho gai bohat talash kya magar nhi mili,
Sham ko ghar aaya tou bakri samne bandhi hui thi,
Ghuse mai aa kar bakri zibah kar di,
Khud bhi khai or doston ko bhi khilai,
Jab subha so kar utha tou dekha bari sahi salamat khari thi,
Aur kuta gayeb tha……
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."
The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?"
"What did he say? What`s he want?"
His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: Batao Haathi or Ghoray Main Kia Faraq Hota Hai?
Student: SIR Ghoray ki 1 Taraf Dum Hoti hai,
Aur Haathi ki Dono Taraf.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
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Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
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Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata
by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)