Santa nashe me 1 Sadhu se takra gaya.

Santa nashe me 1 Sadhu se takra gaya.
Sadhu: Arey murkh mai tumhe sharap deta hu,
Santa- Toda rukiye Maharaj main gilas le kar aata hu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1088 views
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