7 sadhu 7 chatai per dhyaan lagakar baithe the.

Ek Aadmi aata hain aur sabse bujurg sadhu ko Pranam kar poochta hain


Maharaj ladki nahi pat rahi hai.. kya Karu?

Woh sadhu sabse chote sadhu ko pukarta hain

Aur kehtaa hain.. chotu ek aur chatai laga de beta..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 871 views

Buhat sari makhian

Major Rohail: Ye main bardasht nhi kr sakta,
Tumare hotel me bohat saari Makheyan hai.
Waiter: Hukam karen sir! Aap kitni bardasht kr
sakte hy?
Baki ko bahar nekal dun ga.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus

Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain. Kajol
chali gayi, par Sharukh bus pe nahin chada – kyon??
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think harder…
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Kyunki………
woh Kajol ko chhodne aaya tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

2 Choohay Darakht Pe Bethay The

2 Choohay Darakht Pe Bethay The
Neechay Se Aik Hathi Guzra
Aik Chooha Hathi Pe Ja Gira
Dosra Chooha Bola

Daba De Salay Ko
Me Bhi Aa Raha Hon…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Patni: Aapko mujhme sabse

Patni: Aapko mujhme sabse jayada acha kya lagta hai meri sundarta ya meri akalmandi?

Banta: mujhe to tumhari ye majak karne ki aadat hi sabse achi aur pyari lagti hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

shadi ki salgirah

Wife: Q na hum apni shadi ki salgirah pr dawat k lye bakra ziba karen?

Shohar: ghalti to me ne ki ha? to saza us gharib ko Q dein."

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)