A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving
very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop. The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?"

The blonde said, "I`m sorry sir, but wherever I go,
there`s always a tree in front of me and I can`t seem to get away from it!"

The cop looked at her and said, "Lady, that`s your air freshener!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1166 views

Ek kanjoos ko electric

Ek kanjoos ko electric current laga...

Uski wife:-
Aap theek toh hai na?

Kanjoos:-
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Mai theek hu... tu meter dekh unit kitne badhe...!! :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

sheikh k ghar main billi

1 billi 1 sheikh k ghar se roti hoi nikli. kisi ne billi se ronay ki wajah poochi, billi ne jawab diya ‘ik tey menu marya utton mera choowa v kho laya”

by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!)

Funny

doctor ne mareez se kaha.main ek mahinay se 50 rupee ki rozana dawa kha
raha hun lekin muje koi fayda nazar nahi aa raha.
doctor …..acha to main ap ko kal se 40 rupee ki dawai dun ga.
jis se ap ko roz ka 10 rupee ka fayda nazar aye ga.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

feedback on Our Facebook

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jab gol gappe wala bola
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar: I was caught by the police

Sardar: I was caught by the police as they find diamonds in my socks.

Friend: are you a smuggling diamonds..?

Sardar: I was smuggling Sock…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)