Bakri se dor bhag rha tha
Santa: Bakri se door bhag raha tha
Banta: Bhag kyon rahe ho
Santa: Mere Papa ne kaha tha mere dimag me
bhoosa bhara hai, soch raha hun kahin ye kha na
jaye
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 845 views
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