2 Pathanon Ko 2 Bomb Miley

2 Pathanon Ko 2 Bomb Miley

2 Pathanon Ko 2 Bomb Miley

1 Pathan: Chal Police Ko De K Ate Hen

2nd Pathan: Agr Koi Bomb Raste Me Phut Gya To?

1 Pathan:Jhoot Bol Denge K 1 Hi Mila Tha..:-D

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 720 views
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