Aisa Kya Karin K Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye


Sardar Vs Pathan: Aisa Kya Karin K Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye Aur Lathi Bhi Na Totay ?


Sardar: Jootay Sa Mar Laitay Hain Thek Hai Na ?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1127 views
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