This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center. One particular customer had an old console-type machine with a print head that would ride back and forth on a spiral shaft. They also had a big bushy cat who liked to sit on the edge of the printer next to the operator.

Well, one day we got a service call that said, "Cat caught in machine, come quick!"

When I arrived I saw everyone sitting around mending their various wounds, scratches and contusions. No sight of the cat. It appears that while they were running the machine the cat was twirling his tail in his usual fashion and stuck it down into the printer at the most inopportune time and got sucked in! Apparently, the cat absolutely freaked out and clawed at everyone who came close. They finally freed the cat, and to this day, the cat goes nowhere near the machine.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1228 views

One day a scientist

One day a scientist found out how to create people the way God did, so he called God and said "I know how to create people now, we don't need you anymore." God says, "okay then, show me!" The scientist says,

"First, you grab some dirt. . ." and God reaches down and grabs the scientist and says, "GET YOUR OWN DIRT!!"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Mom :Beta haath jal gaya

Mom :Beta haath jal gaya,
toothpaste lana.
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Pappu : No, maa,
Mere toothpaste me namak hai,
Duniya Wale kahenge bete ne Jale pe
namak chidak diya..!lolz

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

banta tere daant kaise toot gaye?

Santa:-are yaar banta tere daant kaise toot gaye?


Banta:-hasne ke karan.

Santa:-who kaise?
Banta:-are yaar main ek pehalwan ko dekh kar han pada.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Boyfriend: Main Tumhe Kab Call karun???

Boyfriend: Main Tumhe Kab Call karun???
Girlfriend: Jab Tum Chaho Tab.. :D

BF: Kal Main ne Call kiya tha..!! GF: Acha.. Par Utni jaldi nehi uthti Main.

... BF: Hmm.. To Main kal 11 Baje Call Karunga ?!
GF: Nahi, tab to Papa Ghar pehonge..

BF: To 3 Baje Call Karta hoon..
GF: Nahi, tab to Lunch ka Time hoga Na..

BF: To phir 5 Baje???
GF: Nahi, Tab to favorite Serial dekh rahi Hungi..

BF: To Raat ko Call karuga..??
GF: Nahi, Raat ko sab Waapas Ghar hote Hain..

BF: To Main Aakhir Call kab karun ???
GF: Jab Tum Chaho Tab.. :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

After Finishing Mbbs

After Finishing Mbbs
Sardar Starts His Practise!

He Checked His First
Patient’s Eyes,Tongue & Ears By Torch &Finally He Said Battery Ok

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)