A beautiful female college student comes to a
young professor’s office.
She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels
pleadingly, “I would do anything to pass this exam.”
She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes
meaningfully into his eyes. “I mean…” she whispers,
“… I would do…anything!!!”
He returns her gaze. “Anything???”
“Yes… Anything!!!”
His voice turns to a whisper. “Would you…..
study???”.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 757 views

But How Do I Know...?

Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”
Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”

Tech Support: “Well?”
Person: “How do I know when it’s ready?”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan to friend

Pathan: Raat Mujhe ek Aadmi ne Chaqu dikha kar loot liya:

Frend: Lekin tere paas to humesha Gun hoti hai.

Pathan: Woh maine Chhupa di thi, Warna woh bhi le jata.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Sir:~PYAR or ISHQ me ky a fark hai?

Sir:~PYAR or ISHQ me ky
a fark hai? Student:~Sir
PYAR wo hai jo aap apni b
eti se karte hai, OR ISHQ
wo hai jo hum aapki beti s
e karte hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Would You Please Do Me A Favor?

A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.

Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?

Patient: Why? Docor, it wasn't all that bad this time.

Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now, and I don't want to miss the four o'clock ball game.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

GHAR KI MURghi DHAL BraBR

pehli parosan, “beti aaj kya paka rehi ho? ”dosri parosan “daal” pehli parosan “lakin khusboo to morgi pakne ki aa rehi hay?” dosri parosan “jee han,pak to morgi hi rehi hay lakin aap hi to kahti hain ghar ki morgi daal barabar.”

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)