ROGER FEDRER: I HAVE GRET KNOWLEDGE ABOUT TENNIS, U CAN ASK ANY THING.
PATHAN: OK TELL ME , HOW Many HOLES R THERE IN A NET ?

by faraz shaikh (few years ago!) / 894 views

The Meaning of Dreams

A woman was taking an afternoon nap. When she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace. What do you think it means?" "You'll know tonight," he said. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it to find a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan 2 Sardar:

Pathan 2 Sardar:
Maine Aisa Mashroob Banaya Hai
Jise Peete He Insan Such Bolne Lagta Hai.
Tum Pee Kar Dekho.
Sardar (Mashroob Pee Kar):
Aakh Thoo, Yeh To Tail Hai.
Pathan: Dekha Tumne Such Bola,
Yeh Waqai Tail Hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Aap Mere Papa Ko Nahi Jante

Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hain. 10% interest ke hisab se voh 1 saal bad loan vapis karte hain. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?
Child: Kutch bhi nahi.

Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.
Child: Me to maths janta hu, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

funny

Hello G

G,G
Acha G

Han G

Acha

Acha

Really

Na Oye

Phir

Sachi

Phir

Haan

Kaise

Acha G

Haan

Kia?

Oh Nahi G

Sorry Wrong Number..

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Sardar Ky Ghar

Sardar Ky Ghar& ky Bahir Name Plat Lagi Thi: Wife: MSC:

Husband :FSC: Kisi Ne Poocha:
Sardar g App Aur Apki Bivi Ne Kis Subjacet Mein FSC/MSC Kia

Hai? Sardar:Subjacet Da Te Pata Nai Name Plate Da Matlab Ay:MSC:MotherOf Seven Children Aur FSC: Father Of Seven Children

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)