Kash me us waqt kha jata

Admi:jab meri shadi howi thi to mujhe bv itni pyari lagti thi k dil karta tha k kha jaun

dost:aur ab?

Admi:sochta hun, kha lia hota to acha tha.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 843 views
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