Do memon hotel mein
Do memon hotel mein aik dusre ko mile...
4 din baad dono mar gaye...!
Wajah kya thi...?
Woh 4 din aik dusre ko dekhte rahe.. Ke khana kon mangwaye ga...?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1034 views
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