A retired couple is lying in bed one night and are
discussing all aspects of their future.
"What will you do if I die before you do?" husband
asked wife.
After some thought, she said, "I'd probably look
for a house sharing situation with three other
single or widowed women who might be a little
younger than herself, since she is so active for her
age."
Then wife asked husband, "What will you do if I die
first?"
He replied, "Probably the same thing."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 853 views

Gabber sInGH nE jab JaNam

Gabber sInGH nE jab JaNam LiYe To UsKi Maa usKo mAar rAHI Thi...

Nurse:Q MaR rHi ho??
mAA boLi: kamina jb se Paida HwA Hy, ake hI Baat Puch rHa He..??
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Wo kitnay Admin thay.....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Abbreviation SMS

GIRL stands for

G: GOSSIP mai sab sai agay
I: INNOCENT sirf shakal say
R: RONAY ki machine
L: LARAYI mai sab ki maa

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Shagird (maths k teacher say)

Shagird (maths k teacher say) janab! English kay teacher English mein baat krtay hain, Urdu kay teacher urdu mein aur Arbic kay Arabic mein aap bhi maths mein baat kia karein.

Teacher: “Mujh say teen panch mat karo, sari char so bisi nikal donga, chalo no do giarah ho jao warna aisa maron ga bas aik kay do nazar aayein gay.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Mayawati apne friend Lalu

Mayawati apne friend Lalu ke ghar GOAT le ke jati hai..

Lalu: E Bhaiswa ko kyun Layi ho ?

Mayawati: Dikhta nahi, Goatwa hai

Funny Lalu: Hum Goatwa se hi Puch raha Hun..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Beta Apko School Jana Kaisa Laga

Dad: Beta Apko School Jana Kaisa Laga?

Beta: Suchl Jana Acha Laga Aur Schl Se Lautna Bhi Acha Laga.
Bas Beech Ka Samay Hi Acha Nahi Laga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)