A retired couple is lying in bed one night and are
discussing all aspects of their future.
"What will you do if I die before you do?" husband
asked wife.
After some thought, she said, "I'd probably look
for a house sharing situation with three other
single or widowed women who might be a little
younger than herself, since she is so active for her
age."
Then wife asked husband, "What will you do if I die
first?"
He replied, "Probably the same thing."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 959 views

Whats Ur Cast

Teacher:
What’s Ur Cast?
Student:
Pehlay Hum Butt Thay..
Phir Bhatti Huey..
Phir Rajput Ho Gaye..
Ab Hain Darzi..
Aagay Ammi Ki Marzi….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A couple

A couple were arguing.

Wife:u dont like anybody in my family

Man:Not true,I like ur mother-in-law better than my mother-in-law!

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Pathan Office Se Ghar A Raha Tha

Pathan Office Se Ghar A Raha Tha, Rasty Me 1
Larke Ne Usy Batya K
Tumhari Biwi Kisi Ki Shadi Me Nach Rahi Ha,
Pathan Ghar Gaya Or Darwaze Pe Danda Le Kar Khara Ho Gaya.
8 Bajy,10 Baje,Or Phir 11 Se 12 Baje.
Biwi Nahi Aayi.
1 Bajay Pathan Ko Yaad Aaya K
Humara To Shaadi Hi Nahi Hua. . .

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

considering his achievements

Considering his achievements

of creating shortage of

wheat

gas

power

sugar

water



Musharaf has been given

the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Mere 4 Bachay Hain,

Father:
Mere 4 Bachay Hain,
3 Ne MBA Kea Hua Hai Aur 1 Chor Hai

Frnd:
Jo Choriyan Karta Ha
Usay Ghar Se Nikaalte Q Nhi Ho?

Father:
Ek Wohi To Kama K Lata Hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)