Santa: Yaar Sooraj Raat Ko
Kyu Nahi Nikalta?

Banta:
Kya Pata Nikalta Bhi Ho
Andhera Itna Hota Hai Ki Dikhai Kuch Nahi Deta.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 873 views

Ladka Tum mere sapno me khwabo

Ladka Tum mere sapno me khwabo me jazbato me rahti
ho ladki bhaiya tumko kisi ne bewkoof banaya hai
mai toh haryana mein rahti hoon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

janu is week daily movie dhekhenge

Girl: janu is week daily movie dhekhenge
next week daily shopping karenge
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boy:uske next week mazar per jayenge
Girl: wo kyn
Boy: bheek mangne

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Top Ten Signs You Bought A Bad Computer

10. Lower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it.
9. It's celebrity spokesman is that "Hey Vern!" guy.
8. In order to start it, you need some jumper cables and a friend's car.
7. It's slogan is "Pentium: redefining mathematics".
6. The "quick reference" manual is 120 pages long.
5. Whenever you turn it on, all the dogs in your neighborhood start howling.
4. The screen often displays the message, "Ain't it break time yet?"
3. The manual contains only one sentence: "Good Luck!"
2. The only chip inside is a Dorito.
1. You've decided that your computer is an excellent addition to your fabulous paperweight collection.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Daant nikalne ke liye Muh kholiye

Daant nikalne ke liye Muh kholiye

Lady: Aa..aa
Dr: Aur thoda
Lady: AA..AA
Dr: Aur thoda Kholiye

Lady: Dr, kya aap muh mein baitke daant nikalenge?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bewakoof Bana Diya

Kuch is tarah Usne mujhe Bewakoof Bana Diya Faraz.....


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Ji Haan! Bilkul Isi Tarah.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)