hathora or keel chahiye
Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye
Sardar: computer k lye.
Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kaam?
Sardar: Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 841 views
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Pappu: Miss kendi aey es class wich ik saal hor laggay ga?
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The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"
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He Got Irritated
Stood Up Drank Poison And Said…
Ab Kaato Saalo, Sab Maro Gay!
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It Took All Students
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Except for 1 Lazy Student
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Try dis
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Multiply by 2
Add 5
Sub 3
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Ab uska jahaz bana ke hawa main urao;-)
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Ek Bar Raste Se Jate Hue Ek Nepali Ko Ek Chirag Mila.
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1 baar 1 american or 1 indian helicopter me ja rahe the
Tabhi american ko potty lagi, indian ne kaha 1 plastic kar k niche phek do
Usne waisa hi kiya,
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.
Sadhu ne socha bhagwan ka prasaad hai ghar jaakar apne bete kko khilaunga
Ghar gaya or apne bete ko de diya or bola kha lo
Jaise hi bete ne khane k liye uthaya, light chali gayi
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Pehla bite; papa khatti,
.
Dusra bite; papa mitthe
.
Teesra bite khane gaya toh light wapas aa gayi
.
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.
.
.
Papa ” tatti”………
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