Sehwag ko MAYUR pehnao,
Sachin ko PEPSI pilao,
Dhoni ko BRYLCREEM lagwao,
Ganguly ko Chavnpras khilao,
Dravid mein CASTROL bharwao,
yuvraj ko MALAI MARKE LASSI pilao
Lekin in Models ko cricket mat khilao…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 944 views

Who is your fav. writer??

Teacher- who is your fav. writer??

student- your daughter.

Teacher- why??
Student- Everyday she gives me a nice love latter.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mujhe beemari hai

Patient: Mujhe beemari hai.
Na khaaon to Bhook lagti hai.
Na Soun oto Neend aati hai.
Aur ziyada kam kar loon to thak jata hoon.
Doctor: Saari raat dhoop mein baitho theek ho jao gay.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Chudail Bhi Aurat Hi Hoti Hai

Ek Shaitani Chudail Ne 60 Saal Ke Pati-Patni Se
Kaha.
Chudail: “Main Tum Dono Ki Ek-Ek Wish Poori Kar
Sakti Hoon”
Patni: “Main Apne Pati Ke Sath Saari Duniya
Ghumna Chahati Hoon”
Chudail Ne Chhadhi Ghumaai Aur 2 Tickets Aa
Gaye.
Phir Husband Se Puchha: “Tum
Bolo, Kya Chahate Ho?”
Pati: “Mujhe Apne Se 30 Saal Chhoti Wife Chahiye”
Chudail Ne Fir Chhadhi Ghumai Aur Husband Ko 90
Saal Ka Kar Diya.
Moral: Aadmi Ko Yaad Rakhna Chaahiye Ki Chudail
Bhi Aurat Hi Hoti Hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

First Sardar Ji

First Sardar Ji: What are the fastest means of communication ?

Second Sardar Ji: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman

Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan Ki Tang Me Gehra Cut Lag Gya
Nurse: Is Me 10 Tankey Lage'nge

Pathan : Ktna Kharcha Hoga?

Nurse:3000

Pathan:tanka Lgwana Hy

Karhai Nhi Karwani

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)